My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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