Jerry, you need to find god
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
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and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
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It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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