She said her name was "party"
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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