just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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