Someone shit on the floor
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Randomize
