My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
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Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
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His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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