This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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