How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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