Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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