They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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