The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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