I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
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