i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Buhtt sex?
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
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it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
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Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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