Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
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Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
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Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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