I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
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he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
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He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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