we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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