you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
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finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
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Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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