i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
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He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
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yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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