and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
Randomize
