Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
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