Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
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They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
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Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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