Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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