I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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