I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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