White coat. Heels.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
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Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
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No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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