Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
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we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
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I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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