dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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