Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
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I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
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please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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