Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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