Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
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We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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