found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
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she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
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My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize