Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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