when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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