I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
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My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
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I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
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