if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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