She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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