We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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