Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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