How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
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nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
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I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
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