Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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