Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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