I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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