I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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