your room smells of hookers.
And success
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
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