Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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