Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
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I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
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fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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