Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
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He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
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Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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