if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
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My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
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I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
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