so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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