Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.