I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
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my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
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I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.