I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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