I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
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