I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
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I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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