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Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
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and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
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On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
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