Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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